Aquarius (1/20-2/18)
You’ll charm everyone today! But it might land you in a pet-shaming video.

Pisces (2/19-3/20)
Leave the cat alone. They have nine lives, but you don’t.

Aries (3/21-4/19)
Scratch that itch, chase that ball—today, the stars say go for it!

Taurus (4/20-5/20)
Romance is in the air! Keep an eye on that gorgeous collie down the block.

Gemini (5/21-6/20)
Chew the bone or bury it? Decisions, decisions. The duality of dog life.

Cancer (6/21-7/22)
It’s your lucky month! Expect belly rubs, full bowls, and lost treasures found.

Leo (7/23-8/22)
A mysterious “stench” surrounds you this month. Don’t be surprised if others keep their distance.

Virgo (8/23-9/22)
You’ll be chasing tails this month—yours or someone else’s? Only time will tell.

Libra (9/23-10/22)
Avoid drama! Curl up in your kennel, enjoy some treats, and relax.

Scorpio (10/23-11/21)
Plot your rise to greatness. The humans won’t see it coming.

Sagittarius (11/22-12/21)
The mailman, the vacuum, DoorDash—it’s all happening. Stay alert!

Capricorn (12/22-1/19)
Get ready to howl—this month is going to be wild.